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About us


Pat
making things

Stubborn, below-average memory, believes that battery-operated toys for kids are evil.


Adara 
packaging & emails

Sneezes like a cat, sassy, passive-agressive when tired, likes 90s hip-hop.


Leela 
mascot

Doesn't return emails, sleeps during meetings, unprofessional at work.


Alex
child laborer (unpaid)

skates like a deer on ice, will read all the Archie comics on earth, cleans her glasses every 5 days.